Blacksmithing & sausage

One day at work, a coworker tells our team about their hobby - blacksmithing. Their usual approach is to load up a crucible with coals, get a good fire going, then pound out ingots for a few hours. When they're all done, they throw a few sausages into the crucible because - and this is the reasoning...

My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing...

... But everything he makes is forged.

What's the hardest part about blacksmithing?

The anvil.

The mother of a wealthy, shrewd businessman passed away.

In liquidating her assets he took a large quantity of gold jewelry to a blacksmith. On the way into the shop, he noticed a large sign near the entrance that read, “NO PRODUCTS OR ITEMS MAY BE STORED AT THE SHOP. ITEMS LEFT FOR LONGER THAN 24 HOURS BECOME PROPERTY OF JACK BLACKSMITHING!”

He to...

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A man responded to a newspaper ad looking for a blacksmith

Caller: I'm calling about a the blacksmithing job.

Employer: Do you know how to shoe horses?

Caller: No, but I can tell them to fuck off if you like.

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