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Blacksmithing Jokes

I've had a severe addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.

We all have our vices.

Blacksmithing & sausage

One day at work, a coworker tells our team about their hobby - blacksmithing. Their usual approach is to load up a crucible with coals, get a good fire going, then pound out ingots for a few hours. When they're all done, they throw a few sausages into the crucible because - and this is the reasoning...

What's the hardest part about blacksmithing?

The anvil.

My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing...

... But everything he makes is forged.

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