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So I decided to submit a joke about Ned Stark's head

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What was Ned Stark's favorite part of the morning?

Raisin' Bran.

What do Ned Stark and Hodor talk about at breakfast?

Raisinโ€™ Bran

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Ned Stark says - Winter is here...

It was autumn, and the Starks asked their Chief Ned Stark if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to b...

Ned Stark's death was foretold in his daughter's name

Because when he died, she was sans a Stark

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