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Size Matter Jokes

Size Matters

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.

"Yes we do," he says. "Would you like to buy some?"

"No," she replies. "But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?"

Size matters

What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill!

Does size matter?

Some women say size doesn't matter.

Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

"Of course size matters!" My girlfriend screamed when I told her how big it was.

Who the wants a small pizza?

Why do some women get offended at four-letter words?

Because, size matters.
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