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Size Matter Jokes

Size Matters

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.

"Yes we do," he says. "Would you like to buy some?"

"No," she replies. "But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?"

Size matters

What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill!

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Does Size Matter?

I asked my girlfriend if size matters, because my dick is pretty small. She said she doesn't care because hers is also small.

Does size matter?

Some women say size doesn't matter.

Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow.

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"Of course size matters!" My girlfriend screamed when I told her how big it was.

Who the fuck wants a small pizza?

Why do some women get offended at four-letter words?

Because, size matters.

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