National Gallery Jokes - 3 Hilarious National Gallery Jokes

I read an article that said over half of the paintings in the National Gallery are counterfeit.

It was fake news.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An art student is visiting the National Gallery in Wales.

About halfway around, they spot a large painting of three black men sitting on a bench, all three buck naked. Even more strangely, the one in the middle has an entirely pink penis.

A curator sees the art student observing the painting and approaches.

“Fascinating, isn’t it?” He says. ...

Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.

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