There once was a farmer whose five quintuplet teenage daughters were going on dates at the same time.
"As soon as your dates arrive," said the farmer, "I will talk to them personally. If I don't like them, I will shoot them."
Just then, a knock was heard at the door. The farmer answered the door, shotgun in hand. "Who is this?"
"My name's Teddy," said the boy. "I'm going steady with Be...
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A father and his three daughters...
are sitting at home on a Saturday evening. There is a knock at the door. The father answers to a young man. “Hi, my name is Lance, I’m here for Nance. We’re going to the dance.” Nance left with Lance. 15 minutes later, another young man knocks at the door. “Hi, my name Joe and I’m...
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The simple rules of dating
A farmer, Bill, finds out that his three daughters all have dates on the same night. Being protective, as a father is of his girls, he does the respectable thing, and walks to the door each time with his shotgun. At 7pm, the doorbell rings. Bill answers the door and asks the boy there what he wants....
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