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I got thrown out of my local car dealer today

I told them to get Miata there.

So a snail buys a car...

...a Miata actually! You know, small car for small creature (makes sense right?).

So the snail takes his car to a body shop and asks the attendant if he would paint the letter ’S’ on the door panels of the Miata. The attendant is fairly perplexed at the situation.. you know, there's a snail h...

hellcat and the mx-5

A Dodge Challenger Hellcat is roaring through the mountains when little mx-5 catches up to it. The Hellcat pushes harder, hard on the gas on the straights, hard on the brakes before the turns. But no matter what the Hellcat does, the mx-5 is still right on the Hellcat.



Finally the Hel...

I was trapped in a Mazda MX5...

...all I could do was scream, ''Let Miata here!''

Kids in the back seat...

...cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seats cause kids.

(From a comment on [here](http://jalopnik.com/5977628/lets-all-make-up-facts-about-why-the-mazda-miata-is-so-awesome))

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