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Music Conductor Jokes

Why did the music conductor get arrested?

For misconduct.

Bonus - why did the violinist get arrested?

For violence.

What do you call a Manipulative Music Conductor?







Bachiavellian

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

This guy got talking to me when I was standing at the urinal.

"What do you do?" he asked me.
"Not a lot," I replied.
"I'm a music conductor and a porn star," he told me.
I said, "I don't believe you."

Then he waved his stick at me.

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