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Motorcycle Crash Jokes

There was a Motorcycle crash in my street I shouted “let me through “ are you a doctor they asked

I said “ no it’s my Pizza”

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Be cautious of what you wish for and be kind

A bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest.

They ran into a clearing and the bear chased the rabbit around a giant redwood tree where, as luck would have it, a genie lived.

The genie got so tired of the noise they were making that finally he came out and told them both that he woul...

A man is getting into his Porsche...

...Hand on the handle, when a motorcycle comes flying down the road. He jumps out of the way and the motorcycle crashes into the open door, tearing it off the vehicle along with the man’s hand which was still grasping the handle.

The guy screams: “OMG, my Porsche, it’s ruined!”

A pas...

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