Driving Test Jokes - 25 Hilarious Driving Test Jokes

My friend text me 'what are you doing now?'

I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'.

So I went to do my driving test high on lsd

I passed with flying colors!

I got six minors on my driving test.

I accidentally reversed into a school playground.

A young man is taking a driving test

The instructor describes a situation: "You're driving along and suddenly there are two people in front of you. A bit to the left there's an old hag and a bit to the right there's a beautiful young woman. Your car can't make it between them. What do you do?"

The young man says: "Well I...

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there is an old man and a little baby, what do you hit?

the brakes.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

I got 8 out of 10 in my driving test.

2 guys jumped out to safety.

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I failed my driving test today. I was driving down a country road with the examiner, when a rabbit ran out right in front of the car.

I remembered my instructor said you should never swerve or try to avoid an animal, because it's dangerous and you can end up causing a more serious accident.You should always just hit it and keep on driving.

Had to chase that little for miles across the fields before I finally got it!

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Why did the father of 12 fail his driving test?

It was the parallel parking...he could get in but he wasn't able to pull out properly

The leper failed his driving test.

He left his foot on the clutch.

A woman was being interviewed during a driving test

Officer: You are driving a car down the road, you see your husband and your brother crossing the road from opposite lanes.

What will you hit first?

Woman: Husband! My husband!

Officer: This is the third time I'm telling you madam, you hit the brakes first!

My friend told me he'd failed his driving test for running over a rabbit

I said they couldn't fail you for that, he said they can when it's in the butcher's window.

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test?

He's an excellent parallel Parker.

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What do you call a nun who passed her driving test?

Virgin Mobile

My mate phoned me and asked what I was doing.

"Probably failing my driving test," I replied.

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test ...

... and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car" The boy thought about that for a moment,...

I was surprised to learn my kid failed the road driving test...

...she Tweeted three times that it seem to be going well.

Why did the stoner fail his driving test?

He kept hitting cones.

I reversed into someone during my driving test.

He probably would have survived if he was in a car.

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Apparently, even if you hit kids during your driving test, you'll still pass.

They're only considered to be minors.

So last week I had my driving test

Halfway through the test, we passed a primary school and unfortunately someone walked out into the road, it took me completely by surprise. I was really upset that I'd failed my test, until the examiner assumed me that it was fine, it was only a minor.

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My friend got two minors on his driving test and still passed

But when I ran over a child this morning everyone lost their

Yo moma is so fat

She took a driving test, when the examiner said drive through, she responded with, I'll take 5 big macs, 20 mcnuggets, and a large coke.

My mate just rang me and said "what are you doing at the moment?"

I said, "probably failing my driving test."

Two truck driving brothers.

Two truck driving brothers are taking a driving test, and the instructor asks, "You're driving the truck and you're at the top of a mountain and your brakes go out. You notice an accident at the bottom of the mountain, what do you do?"
The trucker replies, "The first thing I do is wake up my bro...

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