A young man is taking a driving test

The instructor describes a situation: "You're driving along and suddenly there are two people in front of you. A bit to the left there's an old hag and a bit to the right there's a beautiful young woman. Your car can't make it between them. What do you do?"



The young man says: "Well I...

I got 8 out of 10 in my driving test.

2 guys jumped out to safety.

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I failed my driving test today. I was driving down a country road with the examiner, when a rabbit ran out right in front of the car.

I remembered my instructor said you should never swerve or try to avoid an animal, because it's dangerous and you can end up causing a more serious accident.You should always just hit it and keep on driving.

Had to chase that little bugger for miles across the fields before I finally got it!

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test ...

... and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car" The boy thought about that for a moment,...

So I went to do my driving test high on lsd

I passed with flying colors!

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Why did the father of 12 fail his driving test?

It was the parallel parking...he could get in but he wasn't able to pull out properly

The leper failed his driving test.

He left his foot on the clutch.

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What do you call a nun who passed her driving test?

Virgin Mobile

My friend told me he'd failed his driving test for running over a rabbit

I said they couldn't fail you for that, he said they can when it's in the butcher's window.

A gypsy is doing his driving test.

The instructor asks him: What road sign is that?

The gypsy replies: Aluminium

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

My friend text me 'what are you doing now?'

I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'.

Why did the stoner fail his driving test?

He kept hitting cones.

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Apparently, even if you hit kids during your driving test, you'll still pass.

They're only considered to be minors.

Gf just passed her driving test

My girlfriend had just passed her driving test so she drove me to town.

It was packed but we managed to find a space but she was nervous about doing a parallel park.

"I'm confident in you babe just do what you did in the test" I said

She slowly started unziping my flies.

A woman was being interviewed during a driving test

Officer: You are driving a car down the road, you see your husband and your brother crossing the road from opposite lanes.

What will you hit first?

Woman: Husband! My husband!

Officer: This is the third time I'm telling you madam, you hit the brakes first!

I was surprised to learn my kid failed the road driving test...

...she Tweeted three times that it seem to be going well.

My mate phoned me and asked what I was doing.

"Probably failing my driving test," I replied.

I reversed into someone during my driving test.

He probably would have survived if he was in a car.

So last week I had my driving test

Halfway through the test, we passed a primary school and unfortunately someone walked out into the road, it took me completely by surprise. I was really upset that I'd failed my test, until the examiner assumed me that it was fine, it was only a minor.

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My friend got two minors on his driving test and still passed

But when I ran over a child this morning everyone lost their shit

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

A man applies for driving licence for the fifth time.

This man has already failed driving test 4 times. When he applied for the 5th time the examiner asked him the same old question you all read in the joke posted on this sub previously.

Examiner asked, "if you are going at the speed of 80 kmph and there is a mountain on one side of the road and...

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A son comes out as bisexual to his father.

A son comes out as bisexual to his father and asks if his father will still accept him. The father says yes of course he will.

A few months later the son fails his driving test and asks if his father will accept him. At that age the father used to cycle to school because he had failed it many...

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I was out driving last night, when I started feeling a little bit horny…

I picked up a hooker and did her in the backseat and really enjoyed myself, but I think I failed my driving test…

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