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Crash Test Jokes

I used to have a job as a crash test dummy

But it wrecked my career.

Did you hear that Crash Test Dummies wrote a musical based on The Human Centipede?

It’s called "Mmf Hff Fm Hhmff Fhuhr Hmfhmf."

Why was the crash test dummy put in charge of the nuclear launch codes?

They are great at demonstrating restraints.

How do car companies measure the impact of a collision

A crash test, dummy

If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember..

there is someone crash testing volvos

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Mister Bear and Mister Rabbit were running...

...through the forest.

They ran into a fairy and she gave each of them three wishes, taking turns doing one at a time.

Mr Bear bursts forward "I'll go first."

"I wish I was the most eligible bachelor in the whole forest."

The fairy makes it so.

Mr Rabbit asked for ...

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