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Federal Reserve Jokes

What kind of car does the chairperson of the Federal Reserve drive?

A Fiat

l made $48m today and I’m STILL having Burger King for dinner.

Just another day working at the Federal Reserve.

A man working at the Federal Reserve

A man working at the Federal Reserve was hired to manufacture pennies. On his first day, the supervisor walked him around the manufacturing area.

“This first machine melts down large blocks of metal. The liquid metal is then poured into a mold that makes a smaller block. That smaller block ...

What did the man who blamed his nasal congestion on the federal reserve do in response?

Sudafed

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I heard you make a lot of money working at the Federal Reserve...

...too bad the pay is shit

If you're going to file a lawsuit against the Federal Reserve what medicine should you take?

Sudafed

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Where does the Federal Reserve hide all of its dirty profits?

In debasement.

Agreement

My wife and I have an agreement that works...

She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am responsible for the big ones.

This means that she decides things like where to take our next vacation, the color of our next car, and the construction budget for adding on the new family...

The twenty and the one . . .

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they strike up a conversation.

The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had...

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Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water
utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-re...

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