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Military Time Jokes

me explaining how military time works:

Me: so it goes up to 24 and then it starts all over

Leonardo DiCaprio: I love it, sounds amazing!

Why did the optometrist set his clock to military time?

To see 20:20

Retired General meets a younger woman at a party...

and after getting a little flirty, the woman asks him the last time he made love to a woman. The general stood tall and said "1956 ma'am." The woman, surprised, said "1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered away to a private room. The woman began to strip and the ...

I am so grateful to say I've been sober since 2015

Or for those that don't use military time, since 8:15 p.m. last night.

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