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Mexican Restaurant Jokes

TIL in the early '80s, Michael Jackson almost founded a Mexican restaurant, and "Billy Jean" was originally recorded as a promo for the restaurant

He was going to call it "Nacho Daddy"

I want to open an Aerosmith-themed mexican restaurant

...and call it 'Guac This Way'

What did the dad with milk sensitivities say to the waiter at a Mexican restaurant when asked if he wanted cheese with his taco?

No whey, Jose.

Why did Sherlok Holmes like the Mexican restaurant?

It gave him good case ideas.

I went to a Mexican restaurant...

They asked if I was ordering for here or taco.

I went to eat at a Mexican restaurant with my friend Sara.

She had recently been diagnosed lactose intolerant, and hadn't eaten dairy in months, so I was a little surprised she wanted to eat there.

Before the server could even ask if we wanted an appetizer, Sara blurted out "I haven't had cheese in forever. Bring us a cheese dip, and don't even bothe...

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I recently got my ass kicked at a Mexican restaurant.

I don’t recommend ordering the machos.

What did Lou Bega order at the Mexican Restaurant?

COMBO NUMBA FIVE!

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The Mexican Restaurant.

I was working in South Texas on the border, and my coworker and I decided to drive in to Mexico to watch an authentic bullfight. It was in a small, semi-pro ring. We watched amateurs and semi pro matadors fighting, and actually killing, the bulls. It was brutally fascinating. The final fight was...

The shady workers behind the mexican restaurant,

Thats nacho business.

What do baseball scouts look for when they go to a Mexican restaurant?

Fajitas

did you hear the one about the mexican restaurant owner who died?

he wanted to be put in the ground upside down with his ankles and feet showing, with one final instruction to the people at his funeral:



burritos

There was a murder at a Mexican restaurant.

A detective looked at the grisly scene, scattered with cheese and tortillas.


As he crouched down to discuss the situation with a fellow lawman, he asked, "What's the quesadilla?"



*Pun brought to you by my 9 year old*

A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat...

A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat.

Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."

The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a margarita.

The chips say, "Ooooh that drink is delicious....

If Mexican restaurants have taught me anything

it’s that people in Mexico only sleep with their back to a cactus while wearing a forward slanted sombrero.

What do Hindus order at Mexican restaurants?

Chimichakras

dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head

"Ow! screamed the waiter, "I didn't see that cumin!"

Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?

Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!

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A woman was at the bar of a Mexican restaurant one night...

...when she saw a much younger man enter with some of his friends.

She went over to strike up a conversation with him. Though she was pushing 40, she was very attractive, and she could tell this barely 21-year-old man was into her. So she suggested that they go back to her place. The young...

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

What do you call a one-ingredient Mexican restaurant for ex-famous people?

"Has Beans Only"

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Why is it called boob sweat and not . . .

Humidititties?

Credit: El Arroyo Mexican Restaurant Marquee

So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...

A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:

"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"

The neutrino a...

Drinking and driving.

Drinking and Driving



I would like to share a personal experience with my

friends about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and

embarrassment of being arrested for DUI.

As you know, people have been known to have

unexp...

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