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Meth Head Jokes

What is the quickest way for a meth head to lose 70lbs

Break up with his girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a crack head and a meth head?

A crack head will steal your wallet. A meth head will steal your wallet and spend 20 minutes helping you find it.

What does a meth head want for Christmas?

Their two front teeth.

What do you call a group of meth heads?

A full set of teeth.

I think my parents might be meth heads.

The tooth fairy keeps taking my money and leaving behind teeth.

Did you hear about the meth head horticulturalist?

She made a rock garden.

Why do meth heads like Halloween so much?

Just 2 more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best part about being a meth head on Halloween?

Just two more sleeps till Christmas!

I met two meth heads at a restaurant today.

They were speed dating

My meth head friend told me drugs help him fit his whole day into a four hour period

"Take some more", I told him. "You could fit your whole life in one afternoon!"

Winter is Coming...

I just saw 2 meth heads carry a space heater out of a pawn shop.

A serious question

If two meth heads start a relationship is it considered "speed dating" or "just mething around"?

Apparently a thespian friend of mine has a drug addiction...

I guess I misheard him we he said he was a "Meth Head" Actor

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I think it's weird that county fairs are being cancelled.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's a *good* idea, but... I just figured that anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a 60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets disassembled and reassembled 22 times a year by a traveling meth head with an allen wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of butter, wouldn't...

When actors get drunk

To play a scene where a character is drunk it's method acting



So I'm sure breaking bad must have had plenty of meth head acting

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