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What happens if you go around a pole at the speed of light?

You will fuck yourself both literally and metaphorically.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side is the most common answer, however this answer leaves a great deal of room for interpretation. As noted historian and sociologist Ian Ormwell stated, "A joke cannot be taken at face value; all jests are subjective in their appearance and impact." Contrasting this view, the p...

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Your ass and mouth are connected.

Biologically, of course, but also metaphorically in your case.

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