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Merce Jokes

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Why a Merc is among the top rated cars

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of Irish countryside.
Pump attendant who knows absolutely nothin abt golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says ...

(DISCLAIMER: VERY VERY BAD JOKE) Two mates come for a meet together after high school...

One has a new Mercedes S550L, the other has a beaten up VW Golf. The Golf guy tells his friend that he has something to show off to him.

They drive to a nearby car park.

The Golf driver opens his glovebox and whips out a lamp. He scratches it, a genie pops up.

He tells the gen...

An italian mafia man got in to a Mercedes-Benz model taxi

As he was sitting in the back, he asked the driver: "why is that hood ornament sticking out like that in mercs?"
The driver answered jokingly: so it would be easier to aim when driving over pedestrians. See that old lady crossing the road over there?" driver started to acclerate towards her and ...

A Lada owner comes to Mercedes service

A few years after the collapse of USSR a poor Russian bloke brings his old Lada to a recently opened Mercedes service centre. He takes all of his savings from the pocket, around $100, and tells them that he would love to have some genuine Mercedes parts installed in his Lada. He knows he can't affor...

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Mercedes driver

A rich banker just picks up his new set of wheels from the dealership, a 2015 top of the line Mercedes Benz S500 so he decides he'll go for a spin through the city to show it off a bit. He's driving around getting looks from everyone he passes and he feels great when all of a sudden he gets stopped ...

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