What's the medical term for a chill pill?

A relaxative

There's an actual medical term for when your foot falls asleep.

It's called 'coma toes'

Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia is the medical term for brain freeze.

A quick way you can get this is by eating an ice cream...

or by trying to say the medical term for brain freeze.

What is the medical term for a fat cow?

Morbidly o-beef

I prefer to use the medical term for being Friendzoned:

Autoplatonic asphyxiation.

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I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is...

Twatulence.

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I was in sex education class ..

...when the teacher pointed at the diagram and asked, "What is this called?"

I put my hand up and answered, "That's a pussy, Miss Stevens."

She rolled her eyes, and replied, "Give me a medical term, please."

"Oh, sorry," I replied. "That's a pussy, Doctor Stevens."

I told my doctor that I was unable to do all the things around the house that I used to do.

The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but found nothing wrong with me. When the examination was completed, I said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me" "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just very lazy." "Okay," I said , "Now give...

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