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Medical Term Jokes

In medical terms...

If someone dies while climaxing, is it considered dead on arrival?

What‘s the medical term for fear of palindromes?

Aibohphobia.

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What's the medical term for an asshole transplant?

An election.

The medical term for owning too many dogs....

Rover Dose.

Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia is the medical term for brain freeze.

A quick way you can get this is by eating an ice cream...

or by trying to say the medical term for brain freeze.

What is the medical term for a fat cow?

Morbidly o-beef

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I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is...

Twatulence.

Exam

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you're jus...

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I was in sex education class ..

...when the teacher pointed at the diagram and asked, "What is this called?"

I put my hand up and answered, "That's a pussy, Miss Stevens."

She rolled her eyes, and replied, "Give me a medical term, please."

"Oh, sorry," I replied. "That's a pussy, Doctor Stevens."

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