Medalling Jokes - 5 Hilarious Medalling Jokes

I reckon I could have won something at the youth olympics

If it wasn't for all those medalling kids

I was arrested for my plot to steal all the precious metals from the Olympics.

I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those medalling kids.

The 2000 Chinese women's gymnastics team had to surrender their bronze medal after it was discovered that Dong Fangxiao was younger than the minimum age of 16.

They would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those medalling kids.

The prize for coming in the top-3 of the children's race was an evil clown. Sadly I came 4th.

I would have got away with It if it wasn't for those medalling kids.

I got silver for cheating on my wife.

I'm always medalling in affairs.

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