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Mean Thing Jokes

A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her.

Nothing she did could stop it.
She was especially worried because her whole family was coming over for Thanksgiving.

But when Thanksgiving dinner finally came, the parrot didn't say a word the entire time. After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said, "Please forgive my behavior...

I told my pregnant wife that her not letting me speak to the baby is a mean thing

she told me to stop doing it while I'm going down on her

I was really tempted to say mean things about an obese animal

But I decided not to because that would be hippo-critical.

This girl who I was on a date with told me I looked pretty average.

What a mean thing to say.

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