The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.

The only married person was Otis, & he was the town drunk.

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How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor?

He had sex with Opie's mom.

Andy Griffith's family are undecided on funeral arrangements.

They may cremate, they Mayberry

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