Mayberry Jokes - 2 Hilarious Mayberry Jokes

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How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor?

He had sex with Opie's mom.

Why Mayberry RFD was such a pleasant place

Just think of how idyllic and peaceful the whole community was.

What did the main characters all have in common? Sheriff Andy, Barney, Opie, Gomer, Floyd the barber, Helen, Clara Jean, Aunt Bea, Goober, Harold......they were all SINGLE.

The only married character was Otis, and he wa...

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