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Maxi Pad Jokes

What did the Maxi Pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

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Why don’t maxi pads socialise with tampons?

They’re stuck up cunts.

What’s a vampire’s favorite ethnic food?

Maxi Pad Thai.

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated...

They asked him, "What would you like to have in your next lifetime?"

"Drinking blood is good but I don't like hunting, ideally I'd like to have a easy supply of fresh blood."
"Alright."

"I also like turning into a bat and flying, so let me retain wings.", he said.
"Noted."
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