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Feminine Hygiene Jokes

Did you hear about the bandits smuggling feminine hygiene products down the river?

They're a real bunch of douche canoes.

Jokes about feminine hygiene are completely inappropriate…

Period

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Did you hear about the feminine hygiene spray SSY?

It takes the PU out of pussy.

What do you call a feminine hygiene product from the 1800's?

A Period Pad

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What do you do when a feminine hygiene product catches on fire?

You throw it on the ground and tampon it.

All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE

But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period.

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