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The speeding mand and the cop

Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?" 

The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." 

The cop give...

Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami?

At the Nelson Mandeli.

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