A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...
They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry. The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1. The...
Why is Mando the envy of all the street racers?
He has the beskar around.
Why does everybody want to go for a ride with Mando?
Because he's got the *beskar* in the galaxy.
Met my first Mandalorian today
He was a Wisconsin dairy farmer, took me on a tour of a Mando dairy. First, he showed me the snack curd-making facility, then pointed and said,
“This is the whey.”
The Mandalorian visited the Dr
The Mandalorian visited the Dr and they got into an argument because Mando wouldn't take his armor off when he got on the scale. He pointed to the scale and said, "this is the weight." The know it all doctor pointed to the armor and said, "no this is the weight." The nurse was called to show Mando t...
Hello, I'm Amanda Laurie-Anne!
Mando: Hi. Me too.
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Chong Lee is on his deathbed
Chong Lee is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
So, he says to them: "Kwon, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"Chai, you take the apartments over in the east end."
"Mando, I want you to take the offices...
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