It is unfair how for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes $0.78...
Because then the man is left with only $0.22...
EDIT: Wow, this blew up on my way home.
Yes, this joke is from Bo Burnham as others have so nicely pointed out. Check out his work; he is a comedic genius.
A man makes a bet with his boss
He bets $500 that he can lick his eyeball.
Laughing the boss agrees.
The man takes off a fake eyeball and licks it.
The boss angrily gives him the $500.
The man then bets $500 he can bite his own ears.
The boss pulls his ears to check if the man is wearing any fake...
It’s the World Series, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the field.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks the old man on the other side of the empty seat if someone will be sitting there.
“No,” says the old man. “The seat is empty.”
“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a s...
How does a Jewish man make coffee?
Hebrews.
Can a woman make a man a millionaire?
Only if he's a billionaire.
Credits to Kevin Hart
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair.
That only leaves the man with 30c.
A English man, an Irish man and an American are stranded on an island, until they find a genie.
The genie explains to them that usually he'd give them 3 wishes, but because there's three people and they all found him equally, that everyone gets one wish.
First, the English man makes his wish.
"Well, I've been stranded on this island for 2 years now, so I wish to go back home to m...
what's it called when Iron Man makes a tire?
A ferrous-wheel
A man walks into a bar and makes a bet with a bartender.
"I'll show you a trick, and if you think the trick is good enough, you give me a drink on the house." The bartender, having had a pretty boring day, accepts.
The man takes a rat out of his pocket and an equally tiny piano out of his other pocket. He sets the piano on the bar, and the rat jump...
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Man makes a toast
Man hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, , “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night”
She said, “Aye, did ye ...
If a bearded man makes vases...
Is he a hairy potter?
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out, and...
A goat gets his wish granted by a genie.
He wishes to be turned into a human being. After his transformation, the, now, man is so grateful to the genie. He asks "How can I ever repay you?"
The genie just has this request: That the man make the most of his life and live like no man has lived before; love like no man has loved before;...
I was watching a french man make a cake...
I admired his enthusiasm. He grabbed the flour, added it to the bowl, and started adding the wet ingredients. Intrigued about his recipe, I asked "hey man, how many eggs did you use for your cake?"
The French man replied, "un oeuf."
Why couldn't the indecisive man make broth?
There are a bouillon different ways to do it!
An angry man makes pots for a living.
He works all day in his pottery making pots. When he leaves, he slams the door and grumbles home.
At home he demands his dinner, and then reads the paper. Every night his loving wife nags him that his temper will get him in trouble.
Sure enough one day on his way home he bumps into a w...
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Jewish Sex
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: Hire a strapping young man. <...
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