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Malaysian Airlines and United should merge

That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.

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Beautiful woman

A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport.

A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him.

He presumes, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for ...

The Only Malaysian Airlines Survivor

Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370...

And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights

They're either hit or miss.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

Last time I flew Malaysian Airlines I didn't shower first

I just figured that I'd wash up on the beach instead.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Malaysian airlines 103

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

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