Two friends meet on the street: - Hey man, I heard your mother-in-law died. What did she have? - Some jewelry, a TV and some small savings - That's not what I asked you. What was wrong with her? - Well, she had no friends, her neighbours hated her and she was hard to reason with… - Ma...
Not my joke but my 5 year old sister's
Mom is cooking up some mac and cheese for my little sis and says," Come get your macaroni and cheese." To which my sister replies," I said I want mac and cheese, NO Caroni!"
My 5yr old sis is smarter than me
It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!"
So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
I went to a barbeque food truck with a silver dollar.
I handed it to the lady and said, "Could I get some fries for this?"
"Sure, but what else do you want?" Confused, I said "Well, just the fries. This is all I have." She seemed slightly annoyed, "Ok, sir... But would you prefer a baked potato, green beans, cornbread or mac and cheese to go alo...
According to this box of Mac and Cheese
I'm a family of 4