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I used to eat at Applebees

then I got enough money to buy my own microwave.

Do you know why I don't eat at Applebees or Chilis?

Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food.

I wrote this joke

Veterans day Bowe Bergdahl walks into an Applebees in his uniform.

Eats a hearty dinner, and is satisfied with it. Afterwards, the waitress comes over and asks. "Dessert sir?"

Bergdahl replies: "Already did"
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