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What do you call an oblivious lycan?

An unawarewolf

What do you call the YouTube channel of a werewolf who works on submarines to stay out of the way of full moons and copies all the documents for the captain?

Lycan sub scribe

What does a werewolf YouTuber say at the end of his videos?

Don't forget to lycan subscribe!

What do you call a sugary werewolf?

a glycan

My wife wasn't sure about getting a pet werewolf at first

But she's since taken a real lycan to him.

How do you support a werewolves YouTube channel?

You lycan subscribe.

What’s the slogan for the mediocre McDonald’s that werewolves eat at?

I’m lycan it

Dang girl. Are you a werewolf...

Cause I'm lycan what I see.

Why did the two werewolves become friends?

Because they took a lycan to each other.

Why are werewolves always late?

Because it takes them Lycan hour to get ready

I got bitten by a werewolf and I'm turning into one myself.

I think I'm lycan it so far.

[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'...

And I'm a lycan.

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