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Lower Leg Jokes

What do you call the meat on your lower leg?

Bologna

Did you go to the party the archaeologists were having because they discovered the lower leg?

I heard it was the real shindig.




I'm sorry

What's it called when your drill instructor gets too much Sun on his lower leg?

A TANNNN SHIN!!!

If Oscar Pistorius’s lower legs hadn’t been amputated

he would have been an un-de-feeted champion

Just came home from my first paleontology party where we spent the night searching for the lower leg bone of a new dinosaur.

It was quite the shin dig.

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The Pig-Fucker Joke (NSFW)

So this guy breeds exceptionally rare, prized pigs, pigs that people from across the world seek to acquire.

One day, as he was sailing with a group of pigs to over-sea market, a nasty storm rolled in. His ship capsizes, and the man wakes up on the shore of a desert island with only one pig, ...

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