Loitering Jokes - 6 Hilarious Loitering Jokes

A mother and her young daughter were visiting New York City.

The mother was trying to hail a cab when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner.

The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the young daughter asked "Mommy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that co...

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A yoga guru is caught loitering on a corner and is asked to leave by police.

He replies “Namaste”.

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The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today

But it wasn't her fault, she was framed.

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A car battery and a box of fireworks were hanging out when they were arrested for loitering

The police charged the battery and let the fireworks off.

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Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested?

Attempted murder.

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I got arrested one night while camping...

The policeman said I was loitering within tent.

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