I read in an article that women should kiss and nibble on a man's earlobe in bed to turn him on.
Personally, I think it's nuts.
A little kid with a speech impediment goes trick or treating.
He walks up to the door and knocks. A woman answers the door and the kid says "bick or beat".
"What did you say", replies the woman.
The kids repeats, "bick or beat".
"Oh, you mean trick or treat", says the woman as the kid nods in response.
"What are you dressed as", as...
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This punker gets on a bus and takes a seat.
His hair’s all green, he’s got brightly colored tattoos covering his arms and piercings all over his face. Feathers hang from each earlobe. Across the aisle sits an old man who proceeds to stare at him for the next fifteen miles. Eventually the punker gets pretty unnerved and blurts out: