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How do pro-lifers clean up after jacking off?

By using baby wipes.

A bunch of inmates in prison are lifers, and have been serving together for many years already. They’ve already told each other all the jokes they can remember so often, that they devised a numbering system. Instead of retelling the joke, after a while an inmate would say the joke number instead.

One morning, an inmate was sitting around with a group of guys and just says “26” and everyone starts laughing. A second inmate says “71” and everyone laughs even harder. A third inmate says “37” and no one reacts. He repeats “37” and still no one laughs. Quite frustrated, he says, “I don’t understa...

Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers

throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

What do Vegans and Pro-Lifers have in common? [NSFW]

They both hate scrambled eggs

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