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Superman would have hated Elon Musk as much as Lex Luthor..

because Elon loves his Crypto.

Why didn't Lex play well with the other kids?

He was a sore Luther.

What Do Donald Trump and Lex Luthor Have in Common?

They hate illegal aliens

Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise

Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!

Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?

Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!

Henchman: How does that work?

Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.
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