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Lex Jokes

Superman would have hated Elon Musk as much as Lex Luthor..

because Elon loves his Crypto.

Why didn't Lex play well with the other kids?

He was a sore Luther.

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Bored Superman

One day Superman is flying around looking for crime. Lex Luther is locked up along with all the other villains so not much is going on. Superman sees Batman crouched next to a gargoyle on a building so stops by to see what's up. "Hey Batman what's good wanna do something?" Batman answers gruffly, "I...

What Do Donald Trump and Lex Luthor Have in Common?

They hate illegal aliens

Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise

Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!

Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?

Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!

Henchman: How does that work?

Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.

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