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Leppard Jokes

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller”.


Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my ‘dad humor’ has clearly rubbed off!!

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard?

A turkey has two drumsticks

Have you heard of OS X Def Leppard?

It runs on ARM.

Def Leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving

Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.

Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.

I was air drumming some Metallica at a stop light.

I lost a drumstick out the window and quickly changed to Def Leppard.

What has 7 arms and sucks?

Def leppard

When a Cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a

Def Leppard

What's a big cat that can't hear?

Def Leppard.

Was playing air drums in my car to Metallica

when I dropped a stick so I had to switch to Def Leppard.

What do you call a cat that’s been listening to too much rock and roll?

Def Leppard.

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