Lego Set Jokes - 6 Hilarious Lego Set Jokes

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Tits and LEGO Sets have a thing in common

It's meant for the kid but the dad ends up having the most fun with it.

Captain America, The Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man all get Lego sets for Christmas.

"Avengers, assemble!"

Did you hear about the kid who lost his lord of the rings LEGO set?

He was LEGO less.

Wife and Husband

Wife: I told you not to get that Lego set, yet you did!

Husband: You are starting to sound like my ex-wife.

Wife: I didn't know you were married earlier...?

Husband: I wasn't.

A policeman comes to work, all happy. "Guess what?" He says. His co-workers ask: "We don't know, what?" The policeman answers:

"I bought a Lego set for 3+ years and managed to build it in a year!"

(Was funnier in my language)

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Dad, is Santa real?

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the popul...

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