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Legalized Jokes

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"Hey! I heard China just legalized same-sex marriage!", says a white man to a Chinese national.

"No we didn't.", replies the Chinese national.

"But Taiwan just legalized same-sex marriage!"

"No… Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"

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Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage

because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned

Im okay with pot being legalized.

But cocaine is…where I draw the line.

What happened after God legalized weed?

Prophets were at an all-time high

California legalized marijuana

I guess they had a high voter turnout.

[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount.

They called it "The Oregon Trail".

Now that Canada legalized weed...

there's a whole lot of Canadians bakin

If we legalized marijuana in Minnesota...

... we could afford to fill in our potholes.

Glad marijuana is being legalized.

It sure helps coping with the election results.

My girlfriend wants prostitution legalized so she can start a Hooker Training Course...

...I told her I disagreed with that school of thot

The votes are in, and California has legalized Marijuana.

however, one ethnic group that voted disproportionately against the proposition were Cambodian-Americans. When asked why, most said that they'd had bad prior experiences with Pot.

What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace?

The best bang for your buck.

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If legalized marijuana boosts a towns economy, it can then also be known to have...

municipal purposes.

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