..giving a lesson on subtraction. She calls on Johnny the juvenile in the back of the room for an answer:
"Johnny, let's say there are 5 birds on a wire and you shoot 1 of them with your BB gun, how many birds are left?"
Johnny replies "0"
Confused, she asks for an explanation ...
Mary cleaned Marsha's house. Marsha cleaned Mary's house.
They both were maid for each other
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a swamp?
The unfaithful wife
A couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to his wife, "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary. We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings. But there's something I've always wondered about. Tell me the truth. Have you ever been unfai...