Why do koi fish always travel in groups of 4?

So the A koi, the B koi, and the C koi can escape, because they know the predator will always go after the D koi.

Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds.

I think it's carpal tunnel.

What do you call a fake koi fish?

A dekoi...

what do you call a fake fish?

a de"koi"

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TIL that koi fish are incredibly intelligent, and naturally form groups of four fish, with each having a specialized role.

The group is always led by a “leader fish”, called koi A. The other three fish will follow it everywhere.

Koi B is in charge of hunting for the group, and will report back to them with the location of food.

Koi C is usually a large, aggressive female. She protects the group from thre...

On our first date, I couldn't figure out why my wife was acting like a fish.

Turns out she was just being Koi.

Either my wife genuinely thinks she's a goldfish...

Or she's just acting Koi.

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A friend of mine was having trouble socializing with Japanese Karp,

I told him to be less koi

Spent an hour by my wife's grave

God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.

I went on a date with a small carp once. Bit of a tease, kept acting shy.

She was a little koi.

One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes.

But I think he was just being koi.

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McDonalds is releasing a new Japanese fish sandwich.

It will be called The Real Mc Koi.

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