Koi Jokes - 23 Hilarious Koi Jokes

Why do koi fish travel in groups of four?

To protect the group from predators. When attacked, kois A, B, and C will go in one direction. The fourth one is the D koi.

Did you know that koi fish will travel in groups of 4 for safety?

>!When in danger, kois A, B, and C will flee and escape, leaving behind the Decoy.!<

In every koi pond of four or more, at least one is always fake.

You’ve got koi’s A, B, C, and then the D koi

Koi fish are incredibly intelligent, and naturally form groups of four fish, with each having a specialized role.

The group is always led by a “leader fish”, called koi A. The other three fish will follow it everywhere.

Koi B is in charge of hunting for the group, and will report back to them with the location of food.

Koi C is usually a large, aggressive female. She protects the group from thre...

What do you call a fake koi fish?

A dekoi

Due to an increase in popularity, koi farmers are discovering an increase in counterfeit fish.

They’ve begun using a lettered grading scale:

As are the most rare of purebred koi’s

Bs are the more common variety purebred koi’s

Cs are mix/hybrid koi’s

Everything else are D koi’s

a long fish story

An ichthyology student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How are the studies going?" the bartender asks. "Really great. In fact, right now I'm working on my thesis to explain why koi fish always swim in groups of four," the student replies. "Why do they do that?" the bartender asks. "Well, in the...

Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds.

I think it's carpal tunnel.

My wife walks into the kitchen and sees me on the floor, gasping for air and flopping around. She turns around in disgust and walks back out.

Its my own fault.
She hates it when I act koi.

I can't tell if this fish is lying .....

They're so koi nowadays!

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My Japanese carp recently got a new aquarium, but they're hiding in rocks and not coming out so much.

They're acting a bit koi.

Fishy joke that I dreamt last night

An Asian guy goes into a restaurant and is talking to the waiter. The waiter says "I had a dream of being a goldfish last night". The guy says "are you trying to be Koi?"

If a group of koi fish Is called a "gasp," then what do you call a group of hipsters?

A Pabst.

What do you call a lake that's desperately trying to be modest?

A koi pond.

what do you call a fake fish?

a de"koi"

>!(if you don't get it, say it out loud)!<

Either my wife genuinely thinks she's a goldfish...

Or she's just acting Koi.

On our first date, I couldn't figure out why my wife was acting like a fish.

Turns out she was just being Koi.

Spent an hour by my wife's grave

God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.

The lonely fish

Deep in the bamboo forest, there lived a tiny fish alone in a pond. Every day he swam around the pond in solitude. His little heart longed for a companion. He gradually became incredibly sad, he stopped eating and he started losing the color in his scales. A fairy, passing by, was taken with the pl...

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A friend of mine was having trouble socializing with Japanese Karp,

I told him to be less koi

I went on a date with a small carp once. Bit of a tease, kept acting shy.

She was a little koi.

One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes.

But I think he was just being koi.

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McDonalds is releasing a new Japanese fish sandwich.

It will be called The Real Mc Koi.

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