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In every koi pond of four or more, at least one is always fake.

You’ve got koi’s A, B, C, and then the D koi

Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds.

I think it's carpal tunnel.

What do you call a lake that's desperately trying to be modest?

A koi pond.

Spent an hour by my wife's grave

God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.

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