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Why did the templar wake up covered in sweat?

He had a knightmare.

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What do you call it when the medieval warrior's horse has a bad dream?

A knightmare.

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A man-at-arms wakes up in the middle of the night, covered in cold sweat. His wife asks him what is wrong.

"I had the most terrible knightmare."

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I had a dream about a horse in a suit of armor.

Pretty sure it was a knightmare.

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