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Good Music Jokes

My neighbors listen to really good music

Whether they like it or not.

How many pilots does it take to make good music?

Apparently at least 22

Good Music Jokes?

I want to see what the community can come up with.

Many people told Beethoven that he wouldn't make good music because he was deaf

But did he listen?

The thing about good music is..

...its technically sound.

That was a great birthday party I went to last night.

Nice looking women, great food, good music. Everyone just having a good time

And they didn't even notice me staring in through the crack in the curtains.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

britney vs porn movie

Q: What is the difference between Britney Spears and a porn movie?
A: Porn movies sometimes play good music.

At a crowded garden party.

So, a couple years back, I was at a pretty fancy outdoors party. It seemed like the whole town was there. But the atmosphere was nice, and the local band played some good music, so I enjoyed myself.

I thought I'd like a nice cold beer in the warm weather, so I went over to the bar. As I appro...

A guy walks into a bar...

It's a really neat bar, clean, good music, but empty. Only the bartender is standing behind the counter.
So the man sits at the bar, orders a beer, and asks:

"Hey that's a really cool bar you got there, how come it's all empty?"
Bartender replies:

You see those tables? I made the...

Threw a party with my friend!

It was amazing!

First, we had to get some cool costumes, and I must say, as far as service goes, it was amazing! We left the place as quickly as we came in, each with a really cool costume- no waiting at all.

Secondly, we went out to get some snacks for the party, just your usual stuff...

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