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I asked my physician why he hits people on the knee with that little rubber headed hammer

He said "just for kicks"

Why did the karate master rob the shoe store?

Just for kicks

I asked the doctor why he was checking my reflexes?

Just for kicks.

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World’s Smartest Native American

I and some buddies of mine were on vacation one year. We were driving on a long, dusty, barren road when we see a sign on the side of the road that says “World’s Smartest Native American”. So being all smug, we decide to go and check it out.

We get inside his dwelling and because we were so...

I was a professional boxer.

Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks.

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