A man walks into a bar and orders a beer from the bartender.
As the bartender goes to get the drink, the bowl of peanuts pipes up, "excellent choice, on the beer! A really great decision."
Thinking he is hearing things, the man goes to the bathroom to wash his face.
On his way there, the juke box yells at him, "a goddamn beer? Horrible choice. ...
I blew all of my money on leather jackets and juke boxes...
I’m worried that I may be caught in a Fonzey scheme.
With all the bars closed, how horribly ironic is it that Joe Diffie died?
We can't even prop him up beside the juke box.
I threw up whilst driving on a twisty road...
A Nissan Juke had passed me
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar but the barman isn't there. He sits down at the bar and decides to eat one of the the peanuts. Sudddenly he hears a voice "You are very handsome" He looks around and he's still alone. A minute passes and he decides to have another nut and he hears the voice again. "An...
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