John Cena Jokes - 39 Hilarious John Cena Jokes

John Cena wakes up at a hospital

John Cena: Where am I

Nurse: ICU

John Cena: No you can’t

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John Cena

Guys, I think I figured out how to post something without a title

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John Cena's full name is "John Felix Anthony Cena Jr."

Didn't see that one coming.

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I will never understand why it's spelt "John Cena"...

...and not " "

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John Cena.

Did you know John Cena has been in every Fast and Furious movie? We just couldn't see him.

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John Cena woke up from a coma

John Cena: Where am I?

Nurse: ICU

John Cena: No you don't.

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John Cena walks into an Optometrist

Optometrist: Okay Mr. Cena, please read the top letter for me.

John Cena: U

Optometrist: Great! And the 2nd line.

John Cena: I can’t

Optometrist: So, you can’t see M E?

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John Cena movies

Do you know what all John Cena movies have in common?

I haven’t seen any of them.

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Drax, John Cena, and a ghost are standing in a bar.

Oh, sorry. Correction: , , and a are standing in a bar.

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Remember in 2015 when John Cena was a big meme?

Now it's practically invisible.

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What’s up with John Cena doing so many voiceovers for commercials lately?

I mean, I think it’s John Cena’s voice, but I don’t know for sure since I can’t see him…

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Nikke Bella is divorcing John Cena

Supposedly, she couldn't see him.

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I went as John Cena for Halloween last year

But everyone kept slamming the door on my face saying "damn ding dong ditchers"!

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Where does John Cena face an existential crisis as well as threat to his life?

ICU.

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Why does John Cena take COVID19 seriously?

Because he doesn't want to go to the ICU.

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Rock can Fight John Cena.

But will lose his shit when his opponent is Paper.

Is John cena is the spokesperson for Honda?

He has a great voice but I can’t see him.

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Just a John Cena joke

John Cena woke up in the hospital with no idea of what was going on.The nurse walked in and he asked
"Where am I?"
She responded
"ICU"
He said
"No you don't "

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John Cena as Duke Nukem?

I just can't see him in that role.

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A VPN, John Cena and Flint, Michigan walk into a bar...

Goverment: I can't see you

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John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match

3 hours later he wakes up in a hospital

John: (slowly) Where am I?

Nurse: I. C. U

John: No you can't!!

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Over 500 children have had their last request granted by John Cena for the Make-a-Wish foundation. That’s because anytime a child ask to see John Cena all they have to say is,

“You Can’t.”

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John Cena

Bum buh duh dum.

Bum buh duh dum.

John Cena is admitted to the Intensive Care Unit after losing consciousness

After waking up, he asks the doctor "Where am I?"

The doctor responds "The ICU"

John says "No you can't"

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John Cena, Bruce Willis, and a master assassin walk into a bar

"H-h-hello? W-w-who's there?!" asked the bartender to the front doors that just opened on their own.

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What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

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What do you call a queue with John Cena, The Rock and Macho Man in it?

A *punch*line.

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If John Cena stars in a cooking show,what would it be called?

Snackdown Live

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who?

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How are an anti vaccine baby’s 5th birthday and John Cena related?

They will never see it

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What show did John Cena and his pregnant wife make an appearance on?

I Didn't Know I was Pregnant

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We were fed lies by our education system saying that there are only four faces carved in Mount Rushmore.

How can they miss John Cena and The Rock.

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A Sports Medicine Physician went to Wrestlemania one year to study the rate of concussions among the performers.

While backstage, he bumped into John Cena, and asked him if any of the matches qualified for Continuing Medical Education credit.

The Doctor of Thuganomics looked the physiatrist dead in the eyes; paused, then slowly replied: "No. You can't CME."

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A guy wearing full camo sneaks into a bar

He tip-toes his way through the few customers idling about and tries to sneak behind the counter, but an invisible force violently pushes him back.

Realizing he's somehow been detected, he tries to escape from the bar only to be thwarted by another stern shove blocking his exit.

The ba...

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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The Peanuts gang goes to a WWE show, each one randomly picking a WWE legend from a hat to dress up as for the show. Linus: "I got John Cena!" Peppermint Patty: "I got Becky Lynch! Who'd you get, Chuck?"

Charlie Brown: "I got The Rock."

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Doctor: So I've been told there's a problem with the eyesight?

John Cena: Yeah. You can't see me.

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I hosted a costume party a while back

I understood most of the costumes, but there was one guy with a rainbow clown wig, a captain America shield, an invisible dog, and a kimono. I must've sat there for 20 minutes trying to figure it out, but nothing made sense. So I went up to ask him directly.

Me: "Hey, nice costume"

Him...

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I often get ignored or people generally don't notice me...

I always wanted to be like John Cena.

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