(I am sorry for this horrible joke and I really hope things may work out for you)
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man walks into a bar...
...he approaches the barman and asks for a whiskey and coke.
"Take this apple."
"I don't want an apple. I want a JD and coke."
"Trust me, try the apple."
The man takes a bite, and exclaims "Christ! This tastes like Jack Daniels!"
"Yup. Turn it around."
"Wow!...
Just had two Police at my front door.
They asked me the questions - ‘Are you familiar with the letters HB'? I said - ‘No I’m not' 'How about LS'? 'No' 'What about JD'? I said - ‘Hang on a minute - am I a suspect or something'? They said - ‘No these are just initial enquiries'.
I went to a liquor store yesterday on my bicycle.
I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels. I tied it to my bicycle carrier.
I was about to leave. Then I realised that if I fell off the bike on the way home, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the JD before I rode back.
Finally it turned out to be a very good decision, because I f...
If I was a DJ...
I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic.
I got this joke while watching Scrubs
Turk: You are like School in July
JD: Why
Turk: No Class
This joke gets told EVERY Thanksgiving... Might as well (re)post it here. "How to cook a turkey"
"How to cook a turkey"
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Turkey Dinner Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Cup of Beer Step 6: Take 3 more whiske...
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