A man is rushed into the emergency room, exclaiming that someone dressed as Mickey Mouse had broken his knee.

“Which knee?” Says the doctor

The man, pointing at his right leg, says “dis knee!”

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An angry man enters a bar.

The man begins shouting that all lawyers are assholes, exclaiming “give me a lawyer, I’ll show you there an asshole.”

This goes on until finally a man sitting at the bar comes over and confronts him.

He states “you know, I resent that.”

To which the angry man responds “what, ...

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