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An Irish fellow in New York turns to the gentleman next to him....

“Well hey there friend! Where do ya hail from?”

“I’m from Ireland.”

“No kidding! I’m from Ireland myself! What part of Ireland?”

“Grew up in Wexford.”

“Wexford?! No kidding! I grew up in Wexford myself!”

“Well what are the chances of that?! Say, what secondary scho...

Mississippi

Ema come. Then I come. Then two asses come. I come again. Two asses come again. Then I come and pee twice. And then finally I come. That is how you spell the Mississippi.

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