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Welk Jokes

Lawrence Welk had twin girls and he named them both Anna. How were they distinguished?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

What was Lawrence Welk's favorite mountain range?

The Polkanos.

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What is the difference between Lawrence Welk and an elk?

With an elk the horns are in the front, and the asshole is in the rear.

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Dusty Hill Blinked his eye open.

His head felt fuzzy. His eyes sticky. Dusty Hill Blinked his eyes open. "Wake up Dusty" said a familiar voice. His eyes focused, his brain whirled. It couldn't be who it seemed to be. Jimi mother fucking hendrix?

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"Wake up Dusty. It's showtime!" Said the coolest voice ev...

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