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Ilene Jokes

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What do you call an Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene.

What do you call a Japanese woman with the same affliction?

Irene.

Did you hear Ben Dover has a sister?

Yeah, her name is Ilene Dover

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:

Nelly

Erika Badu

Vanilla Ice

Eminem

Rhianna




Green Day

Oasis

Nirvana

Nine inch Nails

Aerosmith



George Strait

Ilene Woods

Vince Gill

Enya



Yoko ono

Otis Redding

U...

Book titles and authors: Don’t fall off the cliff

By Ilene Dover

I dated a woman with one leg years ago, but

I can't remember if her name was Peg or Ilene.

Name Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in front of a door? Mat

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and swims? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a big steel pot? Stu

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and ha...

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